Priorities

A guy always like to be mixed up with girls and want to be an actual girls’s man. but he often faces his mentality and priorities switching as he passes from one stage to another
In Xth Class  he is just targetting the board exams. he tries to score more than 92-93%, scoring 90% is an insult to him. he just doesn’t care about the girls ( for whom guys actually are made for ) and just focus on the studies. getting immersed in the deep pool of knowledge becomes his habit, so what he actually does is just studies and studies and studies. nothing matters to him except getting those fucking marks  .

After moving to 11th and 12th, the guy leaves his city and leave everything behind whether its his family or friends or school. He is in a new city experiencing new people but he has to face that same studies also there (bullshit ). he has set himself for another goal  i.e. clearing the IIT-JEE. so his only aim is IIT which he has to worship for the next two whole years. He is sent to the coaching factory at Kota where he has to study for the two long years. there classes will be held and all classes will have girls in them. so he has another opportunity to go for girls, and its almost the right period to start a new love story . its the right place for him as he is out of  home and away from parents or guardians, he should not leave any stone unturned to grab that opportunity. but his goal comes in between him and his nymphomania. thinking that  studies are his first priority and he must stick to it, he decides to leave behind such things and just concentrate on the career. he thinks he would do these things just as he gets a seat in IIT. after all every gal can go wild on any iitian. so he just exactly what is required at the situation and go all-out for his dream.

Two years later, the results of engineering entrances are out and ohh my God!! he has not qualified for IIT. shit!!     :( ……..so he has to take admission in an ordinary college,  what else he can do. he has no other options left.  now he gets into a college and  he can now start that flirting with girls and making girlfriends. as the college starts he observes that his college is primarily a boys college having almost no girls with a ratio of 1:20. immense competition for just ordinary ones.  hard luck dude!!!!

he will surely get her soon .Just wait for another 4 years

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after hectic classes of the damn fucking coaching, around 10:30 at night  i was in  deep sleep in my room with  door lock open. suddenly arvind entered the room and woke me up saying “mote, jaldi uth tere liye kuch special scene hai jaldi aa saath mein”. i got  filled up with rage and he get all my abuse in my special punjabi shalok ( you know well “teri bhen di …teri maa di *** ). but he was getting  used to those words from me and  forcibly took me to his room. He asked me to just  peek through the window towards our landlord’s room . actually our rooms were at the first floor and we can have a small but a perfect view ,through a window of the rear room, to the our landlord’s room.  actually it was Aunty’s room( i didn’t see Uncle in the house for more than a year) and she lived with her daughter there.
What can i say about her daughter, words become less to describe her. she was smokin hot, really gorgeous and a super sexy girl, around 22-23 years of age with a perfect figure. she should be in the modelling arena and i am sure if she would be there, definitely she would have been a super-model.

When i peeked through the window towards her room, first i saw nothing and i started scolding him why he woke up just for nothing and bla bla.. just suddenly i saw  something very milky, seemed to be smooth and shining part of body. it was her legs and she was wearing a short (above knee length) and i could see her panty’s upper part also. actually her panties were also too sexy being V-shaped, pink in colour and with butterflies on it.  she was watching t.v there and was alone in her room .  afterwards she readjusted herself well on the bed and now comes the part from waist upto the neck into view.  i could see her hot and sensual navel  with a hint of her red noodle-strapped top over it and she was looking stunning.i was hoping that i would be there alone with her on the bed and do everything possible  that night. just as we were having an awesome experience for 15 minutes or so, after that she switched off her light and all our glimpse, all our views were thrown into darkness.
This is the experience when i was at Kota for IIT-JEE coaching. Studies were just an excuse to be there and it was really fun out there for the two years. After coming back home, i made an orkut profile and tried searching her on orkut with all possible keywords  but in vain . But now i got her news from my friend that she is married now . her husband must be having a blast with her everynight.  I hope pretty looks and happy life be there with her always. may she live long. :)
 

IPL Rockss!!!!

I am a cricket geek and loves watching cricket a lot. nothing matters to me, even friends or girlfriends( actually i dont have even one, par kehane mein kya jaata hai). But when it comes to watching IPL, the million dollar T20 league launched by the BCCI, my adore for the cricket becomes manifold. its like a girl for me who is with me  for three hours everyday and that too for 44 days. How can a person tolerate a girl for the whole day and that  too so monotonous, slow and very less capacity. so that t20 girl comes to the rescue. too fast, really hot to watch and all slam-bang.

IPL is a faster and the most interesting form of cricket. it brings in a lot of cash and obviously cash will bring a lot of glamour. Everybody loves to see glamour. Glamour is generally in  bollywood and fashion industry. but it has now creeped into cricket. You can’t ask anything for more than that (its like Sone pe suhaga). The IPL franchisees took no less pains in having the cheer and allure for the team. obviously they also know  very well about people like me who are just always dying to see the hot ladies. I admit Ftv India is still there, its ban was lifted one year ago, its not upto our expectations. RenTv is still completely banned . I know you loved Friday night 10pm show. but i never watched that, you know very well i am a  sensible and sober guy .     So we need something good to watch. So my heartly thanks to IPL for reaching out to us and cover up most of our demands.
IPL franchise did everything possible to bring in cheerleaders. they roped in hot, sexy, stunning and gorgeous chicks from all over the world. Vijay Mallya, the liquor baron and owner of RC Bangalore, was the leader and  pioneer in bring world class models to the dancing arena of the stadium. He is famous for the famous Kingfisher calendar in which super models give all kind of hot n sexy poses and his Kingfisher airlines have a team of stunning air hostesses for serving people like me.  He paid 96 lacs Rs. to each cheerleader, so you can well imagine how much its important for a team tyall the other teams followed him and bring in the glamour to the matches. Just the Chennai team saved money on this account and had the male cheerleaders, and have female ones but they were Indians and they dont even have ideal figure( 36-24-36). I dont know how the hell a man can cheer for the team. and my team Kings Xi Punjab have a sensuous bunch of cheerleaders. and our team-owner, a very beautiful charming and bubbly Preity Zinta was the biggest cheerleader of the all. 

Then the preparations for the IPL were completed and the cheer leaders were charged up for the event. and it kicked off very well . The very first match Kolkata v/s Bangalore, war b/w Ganguly and Dravid, and black-swimsuit of KKR and red bikinis of RCB. with every boundary hit, the ladies came onto their work and dance shaking a** like Shakira and looked really  really hottttt. all the cameras just focus on their mind-blowing b**bs and millions of eyes glued to the TV just to have a glimpse of them. this was the regular affair in all the matches.  for me RCB cheerleaders were no.1 in their dance and exposure of assets. the others were also good and really were upto expectations. for three hours, its all raining sixes and fours and shaking a** and dancing b**bs. so its really a thrilling, due to matches and ravishing due to these chicks . but Chennai disappointed badly with their men cheer-leaders. Preity Zinta looked stunning in her Punjab kit and she was the biggest cheerleader for her team, dancing jumping and clapping with every laurel achieved by her team.

And that Shiv Sena and the Left always play the spoilsport when something is going great. and they just want a topic to raise and what they raised was the vulgarity shown by the cheerleaders. its not at all vulgarity ofcourse, we just  get a gentle view of their  valuable assets. there should be no problem in their show-off, after all money is paid and its complete entertainment for us.

I think the IPL concept has revolutionised cricket with the glamour quotient involved in it. and the Test Cricket really need something like this to get their popularity charts back on the track. Hats off to Lalit Modi for bringing this premier and outstanding league.

 

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